the glasgow herald, september 3rd 2004
When people
approached Carl Wayne, as they inevitably would, and said: "You must be
doing all right, with that Flowers in the Rain in the top ten," Wayne could
look them in the eye and honestly tell them that he hadn't earned a penny from a
single that would go down in history as the first record ever played on Radio
One.
A PR prank by their manager, Tony Secunda, that neither Wayne nor any of his
bandmates knew anything about, involving a saucy cartoon of the then prime
minister, Harold Wilson, resulted in a lawsuit that dispatched all the disc's
royalties to charity in perpetuity.
Wayne must have loved managers. A post-Move attempt by his next manager, Don
Arden, whose daughter is now the matriarch of The Osbournes, to establish Wayne
as a Las Vegas cabaret artist in the Tom Jones style flopped - and Wayne, who
was nothing if not self-effacing, was not in the least surprised.
All this was a long way from the skiffle group, the G-Men, that the then Colin
Tooley formed in the late 1950s and in which he sang and, by his own admission,
played terrible bass. By coincidence, a childhood pal, Roy Wood, was starting
his musical career around the same time but the two wouldn't hook up for a few
years yet.
Wayne progressed in 1963 to fronting one of Birmingham's top groups, The
Vikings, when he took over in their singer's absence. They asked him to stay on
and an odyssey began that involved the then mandatory German nightclub
residencies and a family tree of Moody Blues and future members of Led Zeppelin
and ELO.
The Move formed in 1966, an amalgamation of the best members of three Birmingham
bands. From the start, Roy Wood was the creative brains, although it was manager
Secunda who gained them notoriety through encouraging Wayne to smash TV sets,
Cadillacs and busts of Hitler with axes onstage. During one live performance of
the group's fifth hit, Fire Brigade, the streets around the Soho club where they
were playing were apparently jammed with fire engines called to dowse the
outcome of these shenanigans.
By this time Wood was looking ahead to his next project, the Electric Light
Orchestra, and, when fellow Brummie Jeff Lynne joined the Move, Wayne's days as
the band's singer were numbered. Enter Arden with his Las Vegas ambitions. This
wasn't what Wayne had had in mind when the Vikings backed Screaming Jay Hawkins
and Jerry Lee Lewis or when the Move jammed with Jimi Hendrix on package tours
or recorded their still collectible Something Else EP, the exciting but ignored
Wild Tiger Woman or even their album Shazam, which Rolling Stone magazine
declared a masterpiece.
But Wayne succumbed to Arden's plans, recorded in his words "the most
abysmal record ever", Maybe God's Got Something Up His Sleeve, and promptly
followed that by showing how close his finger was to the pop and rock pulse by
turning down a job offer from Status Quo and rejecting Sugar Baby Love as
"a pile of crap". Weeks later, the Rubettes took it to No 1. All was
not lost, however. Although a solo album featuring another pal from package tour
days, Dusty Springfield, on backing vocals, was shelved, Wayne soon found his
niche as one of the most versatile advertising jingle singers. Singing the
praises of Tetley Tea, Maxwell House, Martini and probably most famously his
Beach Boys pastiche, Caledonian Girls, established Wayne as the jingle writers'
first call.
He sang the theme song for New Faces, moved into advertising voice-overs and
appeared on innumerable TV programmes, including The Benny Hill Show, and as an
actor he appeared, playing a milkman, in the TV series Crossroads, where he met
his wife, Sue Hanson, the motel's Miss Diane.
Although he and Wood reconvened in the 1980s to record a couple of singles,
Wayne was well into all-round entertainer mode. His most successful post-Move
role was as The Narrator in the west-end production of Willy Russell's Blood
Brothers. Out of the spotlight, he completed marathons and competed in
triathlons for Leukaemia
Research.
A Move reunion was never likely as Wayne was the only one who ignored long-term
sulks and kept in touch with all of his former bandmates.
But when singer Allan Clarke retired from The Hollies in 2000, Wayne took over
and toured the world with a group he'd always admired, playing to full houses,
including a crowd of 28,000 at a gig in New Zealand.
by
Rob Adams